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Can't cope with your kids?
Simply pin them to the fridge and
get on with your day
Pure rare earth elements Boron and Niodimium make
these magnets astonishingly powerful.
At first, you may need to pin your children to the fridge for
several hours, but they will soon learn.
Simply showing them the magnet will then be enough
to make them behave perfectly.
GOD GLASSES